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                                                    Secret Weapon?

The Crime Reserve Bank has loaned an undisclosed amount of money to various unnamed
financial institutions and brokerage firms to bolster their short term reserves amid growing
concern about the state of the economy. The CRB also lowered the city's interest rate to
near 0% in a move Reserve Chairman Ben Green said would strengthen the economy, stimulate investment and create new jobs. It is hoped that this move will quiet critics who are advocating sweeping changes to the Monetary Control Act. Asked about the city's massive debt the Chairman said there's no need to worry because the Reserve has a "secret weapon" to combat inflation. When asked to elaborate Mr. Green laughed and said he was late for a meeting
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